Want to Write for Us? Take the Wrestling Shame Quiz!
We here at the Wrestling Shame are proud to announce we are looking for new writers!
Now, you might be saying, "Hey, I love wrestling and I like writing for free and little exposure, so sign me up!!" Well, that's great and we appreciate your interest, but Rick and I have high standards and we won't just take anybody.
**Editor's Note: We will probably take anyone who bothers to proofread**
So before you send us that resume, take this simple Wrestling Shame quiz!! If you score high enough, you might be Wrestling Shame material!!
Question 1: What wrestling tag-team do Rick and I remind you of?
A) The Hardy Boyz
B) The Dudley Brothers
C) The Bushwhackers
D) High Energy (Actually, we will hire you on the spot if you get this reference without Googling it).
Question 2: How would you describe your interest in professional wrestling?
A) Shameful
B) Super-Shameful
C) Super-duper Shameful
D) I'm willing to adopt the persona of a dead author on Twitter in order to write about wrestling.
Question 3: Can you beat jokes / references into the ground?
A) No, I like to keep my material fresh.
B) I'll try not to, but with the demands of digital writing, I may have to re-use some jokes.
C) *Borat voice* Verrrrrrrry niceeee!
D) Avocado toast! Pumpkin spice!
Question 4: Which is the most shameful Hulk Hogan role?
A) Being the "nanny" in Mr. Nanny
B) The wrestler in No-Holds Barred
C) That Mr. America shit in 2002
D) Any time he appears on a WWE documentary claiming anything.
Question 5: How do you feel about HHH's Wrestlemania entrances?
A) They are a bit over the top.
B) They are a tad ostentatious.
C) Why there's nothing wrong with them at all!
D) If you answered "C," is HHH beside you right now? Blink twice if you need help.
Question 6: Have you worn a wrestling t-shirt in public?
A) Wear a t-shirt? Why, I don't even own one. Why would a grown person do such a thing?
B) Well, okay. Once. Maybe twice. But it was to a wrestling show.
C) Well, another public function.
D) FINE!! I wore one on a date!!! YOU HAPPY?
Question 7: What was the most important promo of the 1990s?
A) Steve Austin's "Austin 3:16" at King of the Ring 1996
B) Hulk Hogan's explanation of joining the NWO at Bash at the Beach 1996
C) Shane Douglas's speech rejecting the NWA in 1994.
D) Any Sid Justice promo. Any of them.
Question 8: What caused the downfall of WCW?
A) Poor financial decisions by management.
B) Stars evoking creative control in booking.
C) The WWE's Attitude Era presentation was just more attractive to fans.
D) Starcade 1997. Sure those reasons above mattered, but they had solid booking for a year and then that stupid finish basically ruined it all and why did they waste the debut of Bret Hart and I'm soooooo mad right now and I hate everything.
Question 9: When you think of the Summer of Punk, what springs to mind?
A) It got me back into professional wrestling.
B) It could have been so much better.
C) CM Punk was a weirdo and didn't have the professional wrestling "look", so the WWE had to bring in a star like Kevin Nash to put him over.
D) If you answered C, HHH is right behind you again, isn't he? Listen, the police are on their way.
Question 10: Describe Roman Reigns in one word?
A) BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
B) BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
C) BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
D) Succotash!
Question 11: What do you think of Bray Wyatt's booking?
A) It's confusing.
B) It's disappointing.
C) Well, it's the WWE.
D) I'M GOING TO FLY THE DEMONS OF MY SOUL INTO THE RING AND MAKE YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF BELEZUB AND MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR BURNING DOWN MY ANCESTRAL HOME AND YET I'LL STILL BE THE HEEL FOR SOME REASON.
Question 12: If you are hired, what will you bring to the Wrestling Shame family?
A) Trenchant insight into professional wrestling.
B) A fresh voice.
C) Uh. Snacks?
D) Booze. So much booze.
Okay, time to total-up your scores!
If you got mostly A's -- sorry, you're not quite Wrestling Shame material.
If you got mostly B's -- you're closer! We recommend watching WCW from 2000 and 2001.
If you got mostly C's -- we will keep your resume on file.
If you got mostly D's -- you're Wrestling Shame material! Contact us via Twitter (@wrestlingshame) or via email ([email protected]) and we'll be in touch!...........Also, bring beer.
A) Shameful
B) Super-Shameful
C) Super-duper Shameful
D) I'm willing to adopt the persona of a dead author on Twitter in order to write about wrestling.
Question 3: Can you beat jokes / references into the ground?
A) No, I like to keep my material fresh.
B) I'll try not to, but with the demands of digital writing, I may have to re-use some jokes.
C) *Borat voice* Verrrrrrrry niceeee!
D) Avocado toast! Pumpkin spice!
Question 4: Which is the most shameful Hulk Hogan role?
A) Being the "nanny" in Mr. Nanny
B) The wrestler in No-Holds Barred
C) That Mr. America shit in 2002
D) Any time he appears on a WWE documentary claiming anything.
Question 5: How do you feel about HHH's Wrestlemania entrances?
A) They are a bit over the top.
B) They are a tad ostentatious.
C) Why there's nothing wrong with them at all!
D) If you answered "C," is HHH beside you right now? Blink twice if you need help.
Question 6: Have you worn a wrestling t-shirt in public?
A) Wear a t-shirt? Why, I don't even own one. Why would a grown person do such a thing?
B) Well, okay. Once. Maybe twice. But it was to a wrestling show.
C) Well, another public function.
D) FINE!! I wore one on a date!!! YOU HAPPY?
Question 7: What was the most important promo of the 1990s?
A) Steve Austin's "Austin 3:16" at King of the Ring 1996
B) Hulk Hogan's explanation of joining the NWO at Bash at the Beach 1996
C) Shane Douglas's speech rejecting the NWA in 1994.
D) Any Sid Justice promo. Any of them.
Question 8: What caused the downfall of WCW?
A) Poor financial decisions by management.
B) Stars evoking creative control in booking.
C) The WWE's Attitude Era presentation was just more attractive to fans.
D) Starcade 1997. Sure those reasons above mattered, but they had solid booking for a year and then that stupid finish basically ruined it all and why did they waste the debut of Bret Hart and I'm soooooo mad right now and I hate everything.
Question 9: When you think of the Summer of Punk, what springs to mind?
A) It got me back into professional wrestling.
B) It could have been so much better.
C) CM Punk was a weirdo and didn't have the professional wrestling "look", so the WWE had to bring in a star like Kevin Nash to put him over.
D) If you answered C, HHH is right behind you again, isn't he? Listen, the police are on their way.
Question 10: Describe Roman Reigns in one word?
A) BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
B) BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
C) BOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
D) Succotash!
Question 11: What do you think of Bray Wyatt's booking?
A) It's confusing.
B) It's disappointing.
C) Well, it's the WWE.
D) I'M GOING TO FLY THE DEMONS OF MY SOUL INTO THE RING AND MAKE YOU FEEL THE WRATH OF BELEZUB AND MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR BURNING DOWN MY ANCESTRAL HOME AND YET I'LL STILL BE THE HEEL FOR SOME REASON.
Question 12: If you are hired, what will you bring to the Wrestling Shame family?
A) Trenchant insight into professional wrestling.
B) A fresh voice.
C) Uh. Snacks?
D) Booze. So much booze.
Okay, time to total-up your scores!
If you got mostly A's -- sorry, you're not quite Wrestling Shame material.
If you got mostly B's -- you're closer! We recommend watching WCW from 2000 and 2001.
If you got mostly C's -- we will keep your resume on file.
If you got mostly D's -- you're Wrestling Shame material! Contact us via Twitter (@wrestlingshame) or via email ([email protected]) and we'll be in touch!...........Also, bring beer.
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